Bitch I’m Healthy! T-Shirt (Marijuana Edition)
Wellness just got way higher.
You’re not just healing—you’re vibing. The “Bitch I’m Healthy!” tee is your unapologetic reminder that self-care, plant power, and chill energy go hand in hand. This time, we swapped the “I” in “Bitch” with a joint—because let’s be real: plants have always been medicine.
Whether you’re sparking joy, sparking a convo, or just sparking something else 🌬️, this tee is a whole mood. Pair it with sweats, denim, or your favorite hoodie and show the world that wellness can be holistic and high-minded.
Key Features:
Premium 100% cotton for that soft, lived-in feel
Bold “Bitch I’m Healthy!” graphic with a joint replacing the “I”
Unisex fit, available in sizes S–XXXL
Durable screen print that stands up to smoke sessions and spin cycles
Playful design that’s perfect for wellness rebels, cannabis lovers, and the self-healing crowd
Perfect For:
Herbalists and holistic health advocates
Cannabis enthusiasts with a wellness mindset
Chill days, music festivals, and smoke circles
Starting convo about plant-based lifestyles—the other kind
Anyone who loves a good pun and a better puff
So go ahead—light up your wardrobe.
This tee’s got the vibe, the message, and the leaf to back it up. 🌿🔥
Wellness just got way higher.
You’re not just healing—you’re vibing. The “Bitch I’m Healthy!” tee is your unapologetic reminder that self-care, plant power, and chill energy go hand in hand. This time, we swapped the “I” in “Bitch” with a joint—because let’s be real: plants have always been medicine.
Whether you’re sparking joy, sparking a convo, or just sparking something else 🌬️, this tee is a whole mood. Pair it with sweats, denim, or your favorite hoodie and show the world that wellness can be holistic and high-minded.
Key Features:
Premium 100% cotton for that soft, lived-in feel
Bold “Bitch I’m Healthy!” graphic with a joint replacing the “I”
Unisex fit, available in sizes S–XXXL
Durable screen print that stands up to smoke sessions and spin cycles
Playful design that’s perfect for wellness rebels, cannabis lovers, and the self-healing crowd
Perfect For:
Herbalists and holistic health advocates
Cannabis enthusiasts with a wellness mindset
Chill days, music festivals, and smoke circles
Starting convo about plant-based lifestyles—the other kind
Anyone who loves a good pun and a better puff
So go ahead—light up your wardrobe.
This tee’s got the vibe, the message, and the leaf to back it up. 🌿🔥
Wellness just got way higher.
You’re not just healing—you’re vibing. The “Bitch I’m Healthy!” tee is your unapologetic reminder that self-care, plant power, and chill energy go hand in hand. This time, we swapped the “I” in “Bitch” with a joint—because let’s be real: plants have always been medicine.
Whether you’re sparking joy, sparking a convo, or just sparking something else 🌬️, this tee is a whole mood. Pair it with sweats, denim, or your favorite hoodie and show the world that wellness can be holistic and high-minded.
Key Features:
Premium 100% cotton for that soft, lived-in feel
Bold “Bitch I’m Healthy!” graphic with a joint replacing the “I”
Unisex fit, available in sizes S–XXXL
Durable screen print that stands up to smoke sessions and spin cycles
Playful design that’s perfect for wellness rebels, cannabis lovers, and the self-healing crowd
Perfect For:
Herbalists and holistic health advocates
Cannabis enthusiasts with a wellness mindset
Chill days, music festivals, and smoke circles
Starting convo about plant-based lifestyles—the other kind
Anyone who loves a good pun and a better puff
So go ahead—light up your wardrobe.
This tee’s got the vibe, the message, and the leaf to back it up. 🌿🔥